We The Crew have had our fair share of receiving corny-ass pickup lines that have left us speechless- not in a good way.
In the past, I’ve personally come across some that have left wondering, “Wow, these people really do exist.” Here are a few:
“Are you a supermodel?” - Club in Boston
-I appreciate the compliment, but last time I checked, I was 5”3’.
“I beat up my teddy bear and it ran away… can I cuddle with you instead?”
-No. Do I look like Rihanna to you? Fall back, C. Breezy.
“I was reading your profile and I thought it was Christmas already…you sound like the girl I’ve been asking Santa to help me find for years now. How are you”
-Really, now? One word: CORNJUICE.